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Kim Kardashian Shuts Down Countertop Cocaine Rumours
Good morning, good day or good evening to you, fellow early birds, hard-workers and insomniacs, now we’ve recently had the pleasure of avoiding Kim Kardashian for quite some time, but inevitably, we...
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Big Ben is Going Silent Until 2021
Well, well, well… Even the greatest things need refurbishment these days, don’t they? It’s called “wear and tear”, but when it comes to Big Ben, London’s most iconic landmark, should it be called, “for...
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Horrendous Multiple ISIS Terror Attacks in Barcelona & Cambrils
Yesterday it happened again, at around 6pm local time in Spain on an early summer’s evening. Yes, yet another vile and barbaric ISIS van attack, this time in Barcelona on the promenade street of Las...
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BREAKING: London Tube Explosion at Parsons Green
This morning at around 8:20am in Parsons Green, South West London, a fireball was reported to have flown through the tube carriage after an explosion occurred inside which burned passengers, and after...
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Las Vegas: Mass Casualties at Mandalay Bay Shooting
Horrific reports are coming in from Las Vegas, Nevada at a music festival called Route 91 Harvest Festival beside the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, with an automatic weapon being used on the crowds...
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Hello readers, once again it’s Wednesday, and doesn’t time just fly by? But what Wednesday’s also mean is that we usually roll out our cross promotions, alerting you to our Twitter page, our meme...
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George H. W. Bush Admits to Groping Women
Don’t let a former President, Vice President and head of the CIA fool you, even though he is in a wheelchair at 93-years old. In George’s generation, a good old-fashioned groping of a woman’s posterior...
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Charles Manson Dies in Hospital Aged Eighty Three
Murder cult leader, Charles Manson, has finally died at 83 years old, one week after being admitted to hospital. Charles was a man that served roughly forty-eight years in prison after his warped and...
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Six Syrian ISIS Members Arrested in Germany over Christmas Market Attack Plot
Only one day after Angela Merkel realised that she was faced with a divided nation and an even further divide in the political landscape after coalition talks broke down on Sunday night, 500 German...
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Mike Tyson: “Hillary Clinton is America’s Most Prolific Serial Killer”
Mike Tyson is currently testing out his one man live show in Las Vegas called Undisputed Truth 2 to small crowds, since Las Vegas is apparently pretty quiet right now. It doesn’t have anything to do...
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Melbourne Islamic Terror Attack by Afghan Migrant
In Melbourne, an SUV has crashed into a Christmas rush hour crowd outside Flinder’s Street Station this afternoon at 16:41pm. Police and witnesses on the scene have called it “a deliberate act”. Could...
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Anonymous Reddit User Announces That He’s the Austin Serial Bomber Hours...
Last night, an anonymous Reddit user came out and stated his intentions as the Austin Serial Bomber, who just hours ago blew himself up to avoid being arrested by the police. The unnamed person has...
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ISIS Gunman in Trebes, France Takes Hostages; Kills Three Before Police Shoot...
Well, wasn’t it just about time for us to check up on just how that French socialist multiculturalism escapade has gone, following on from Francoise Hollande and all the other EU cronies like President...
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Investigators Are Weeks Away From Identifying the Zodiac Killer
Investigators working on the Zodiac Killer case are said to be only weeks away from identifying the killer, as the same DNA testing techniques that identified the Golden State Killer are expected...
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Cuban Plane Crash Claims Lives of 20 Catholic Priests Involved in Vatican...
In case you’ve been living under a rock, a pedophile scandal rocked the Chilean clergy where Pope Francis has many friends, and almost in tandem with this event, there was plane crash in Cuba which...
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Donald Trump Cancels Meeting with Kim Jong-un in Singapore
President Donald Trump has sensationally just revealed that the June 12th summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un will now not be going ahead. This news comes today after North Korea had reportedly...
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Harvey Weinstein Turns Himself in to the NYPD and Charged with Rape
This Friday morning in New York City, film producer Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to the NYPD at the same time that the District Attorney’s office files charges of rape and sexual assault,...
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Hello readers! It’s us again, here to tell you about why you should sign up to our fine little newsletter service. Now this begs the question: Why would you want to sign up to our satirical news...
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Big Cats Escape from Zoo in Lünebach, Germany
Moments ago in Germany, there has been the news of an incident where zoo animals have escaped from their enclosures into the public arena, sort of something you’d only expect to see in the original...
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Evidence Proves Deep State Involvement Of Bush & Clinton Family In 9/11 Attack
A lot is happening every day, that’s not even on the news, from child trafficking and pedophile ring members being arrested who have links to high ranking Democrats, plus more shocking news is on the...
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